NAT KANG COLE

i just went for a hair cut and i thought i like my hair cut...
until...
(sigh ... there is always this until/but/however etc)
anyway my hair is now terribly/marvelously/horrendously/splendidly
SHORT AND THIN
esther thought i was a GUY
as if i dont get called SIR enough..
damn.. im like a suspended sex
oh well...
so ...

i have been thinking of things to tell my darling friends in school when they go
1. NAT!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?
2.NAT!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO SHORT!
3. just shake their head in silence wondering if i cut my hair because i had a bad cast of lice
4. actually.. why would they even care

but then again .. expect the unexpected..

therefore.. i've managed to come up with a few explanations for my outrageously disgusting haircut.

1. its my declaration of independence( cue: sing to natasha bedingfield?)
2. oh .. i decided to be a butch ( but my mom said that lesbians might come after me.. higly unlikely though.. )
3. oh im a terribly busy lady who decided i cant spare the time to go back to the hairdressers anytime soon.
4. i told the hairdresser she was ugly and this is my retribution
5. my sister stuck chewing gum in my hair ... MUAHAHAHA!
6. just look at them like puss-in-boots and start welling up with my infamous tears
7. act like a gangster and tell them.. "WHAT? U'VE GOT A PROBLEM?"
8. talk in an incomprehensible language and walk away..

i havent decided which one to use yet.. but i kinda like them all.. so i might use them all...
the AGONY of it all..
im CURSED..

sighh... im gonna take a shower and think of ways to make my hair longer..
sigh... bye bye 175...

spasmya: got a job yet? still feeling down? dont worry ill sing u a song.. SPASMYA HAD A boob JOB biong biong!

desmond: isnt that from annie? hehehehe..i dread tmrs.. it just means one more day to some stupid deadline assignment etc. hehehehe;P

mafia: you DOG TRAUMATIZER ! TSK.. SHAME ON U.. IT WAS A POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE DOGGIE!