Saturday, October 22, 2005

hmmmm i wonder what a post would be like if i subsituted these names in this manner

seok=lian
amanda=bimbo
fee=heee
lynn=bee
keith=donkey
astro=asshole
alistair=peacock
gordon=square
siyan=lai lai
desmond=creamy
hidayah=mina

and tried to explain the relationship between these individuals.

lets go.

bimbo loves to hang out with creamy because she loves ice cream. they have the same handwriting but creamy less screamy than the bimbo. in anycase. cream doesnt really like whining but the bimbo does.. bimbo shrieks are scary whereas thecream merely sighs.. all in all. bimbo loves icecream and therefore gets along well with creamy.

bimbo mina and lian are good friends. mainly because they like to go shopping. here is how it works.. their superb bargaining techniques.. the lian will aggressively demand a discount while the mina would flirt with the matts to get her way.. while the bimbo will just stand down there occasionally putting down agressive bargain demands but most of the time flashing her asstts. charming men to fabulous discounts.. they are the shop keepres nemesis. they are known as the kiamkana devils...

now and again... the lian loves to bicker with the square. the lian does not like squares.. she prefer circular things and stripes. so in anycase the square always bickers withe the lian and the lian always threatens to practice SM on him and turn him into a true blue square. ( sm=seok's magic. what were u thinking of?) anyway although the sq and lian always bicker they are actually quite similar. as a matter of fact i think only the lian can tame the square into submission.

now then again. the square has a complicated relationship with the donkey and asshole. u see they love to indulge in sodomy. so the sq and asshole are like the screw and the hole. the asshole is part of the square's life. occassionally though the asshole finds the square too geometrical and prefers to go look for the ass. aka the donkey who feels less geometrical. but little do they know that the donkey is actually very very greedy and is not interested in assholes but rather with precious little gems like jewels.the peacock as his nature suggest is extremely proud and arrogant refusing to joing their band of light. this is because the peacock has a dark secret. he has a fetish for cats. so tension is always perpetually high in this group because the sq peacock doneky and asshole can never decide which one to get raunchy with.

then comes in the hee and the bee. inseperable twins who are often found around lai lai. lai lai is fortunately out of the circle of union between the donkey sq asshole and peacock. in anycase. the hee and the bee are evil monsters who refuse to go bintan.( yea! personal attack!) and often lai lia qu qu because they are the bees and the hees. the bee has two hamsters called mojo and jojo who are her good friends. everyafternoon they have afternoon tea and the hee will go hee hee heee

ok this is super weird. i dont even know what im typing abt. its not easy. hmphhh
failed attempt one.


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