NAT KANG COLE

a conversation i had with a certain retard today...

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el: " hey there is a book called the art of seduction"

me: " yea and i think they have one in a movie too."

el:" i know ! i wrote the book of seduction"

* 'me' starts getting sacarstic and remembers that she claimed to have written the karma sutra

me: " yea i know.. u told me u wrote the karma sutra too right ?"

*'me' starts walking out of the room

*'el' screams on the top of her lungs to get 'me's attention

el: " exactly ! i did the practical for the karma sutra"

*'me' stops in her tracks and pukes

*'me' walks back to room

'me': i cant believe u just said that. * in disbelief

*'el' laughs like a mad pig

'me': one day im gonna compile a book that records all the stupid things that come out of your mouth.

* 'el' suddenly straightens up and gives the steven lim wide eyed look

'el' : i think a book is not enough.. u need a series!

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the retards i hang out with out of pure sympathy
im too kind for my own good. :p