Tuesday, May 16, 2006
its 3 in the morning and i aint sleepy... so i shall just do sth to entertain myself.. ahh.. what shall i do... erm... what abt another quiz? no point really... everyone is so involved in their own lives they probably dont know much abt each other anymore...
i know! i shall write a bull-shit-licious story ...
ok u guys all know the story about the three little pigs right?? the three little pigs that built their houses out of straws, twigs and bricks. well lets see what i can do know to make that story a little more interesting...
here goes ...
hahaha no i have had a better idea! im gonna recreate the story of the three litttle pigs using characters from o4ao2...
once upon a time there lived 3 little boys... their names were gordon , alistair and siyan . They werent brothers, and they werent related by blood ties or anything like that... they just happened to be associated with each other because they were part of the little boys club.. who came together once aweek to analyse how their hormones were affecting them... well ok... maybe it wasnt so much that .. it was more like they came together to read porn magazines together and touch and carress the girls in the magazines ( this is fact btw) so they were happy little pigs who had a special camaradrie between them.
on the far east end of the forest lived a man hungry little faggot... and his name was astro. he was lusty and rather perverse.. all day long he lusted and desired the three little boys. well that didnt quite was the case in the begining though. he actually wanted to violate these three little boys because he was banished frome their club a few years back. you see, everytime they came together to drool over the latest set of boobs etc.. astro couldnt resist it but to physically reenact whatever that was going through his mind. because there were no girls around and he would get into deep shit trouble if he so much as to lay a finger on them... the three little boys became his victim. he would pinch gordons nipples , carass alistairs hairy arms and flirt outrageously with siyan. unable to cope with such violation the 3 came to a consensus to kick him out of the club. so poor astro no longer had any access to the porn mags that they held and the his lack of outlet left him repressed . so his repression grew to an excessive lust and thirst for revenge over the 3 little boys...ooh he had such sinister plans to execute.. and boy were they evil in nature... ( which i cant quite elaborate here bcause this is after all a fairy tale classic)
well now back to the houses. u see these three little boys didnt build their houses out of sticks bricks and twigs... the three little boys fancied other p materials... alistair had a fetish for peacocks feathers and human hair and thought about how magnificent looking ha house he would have if he built them with such materials... so he went ahead and buld his peacock feathered house... * the key board is giving me problems...
as for siyan he had such an obsession with faeces and manure of all kinds.. in fact he was so fascinated and impressed by the function s that faeces and manure were capable of he errected a shrine and on its mantle piece a humongous iece pieces of dried manure which once belonged to an african elephant in the wild. he decided that if he built his house with manure he would be living in such comfort.. the soft texture of the shit would give him such sweet sleeps.. also, he figureed that he could save on building a toilet because he could have the freedom to shit as and where he liked.
ok this is unfinished but too bad... will finish it later on.
i know! i shall write a bull-shit-licious story ...
ok u guys all know the story about the three little pigs right?? the three little pigs that built their houses out of straws, twigs and bricks. well lets see what i can do know to make that story a little more interesting...
here goes ...
hahaha no i have had a better idea! im gonna recreate the story of the three litttle pigs using characters from o4ao2...
once upon a time there lived 3 little boys... their names were gordon , alistair and siyan . They werent brothers, and they werent related by blood ties or anything like that... they just happened to be associated with each other because they were part of the little boys club.. who came together once aweek to analyse how their hormones were affecting them... well ok... maybe it wasnt so much that .. it was more like they came together to read porn magazines together and touch and carress the girls in the magazines ( this is fact btw) so they were happy little pigs who had a special camaradrie between them.
on the far east end of the forest lived a man hungry little faggot... and his name was astro. he was lusty and rather perverse.. all day long he lusted and desired the three little boys. well that didnt quite was the case in the begining though. he actually wanted to violate these three little boys because he was banished frome their club a few years back. you see, everytime they came together to drool over the latest set of boobs etc.. astro couldnt resist it but to physically reenact whatever that was going through his mind. because there were no girls around and he would get into deep shit trouble if he so much as to lay a finger on them... the three little boys became his victim. he would pinch gordons nipples , carass alistairs hairy arms and flirt outrageously with siyan. unable to cope with such violation the 3 came to a consensus to kick him out of the club. so poor astro no longer had any access to the porn mags that they held and the his lack of outlet left him repressed . so his repression grew to an excessive lust and thirst for revenge over the 3 little boys...ooh he had such sinister plans to execute.. and boy were they evil in nature... ( which i cant quite elaborate here bcause this is after all a fairy tale classic)
well now back to the houses. u see these three little boys didnt build their houses out of sticks bricks and twigs... the three little boys fancied other p materials... alistair had a fetish for peacocks feathers and human hair and thought about how magnificent looking ha house he would have if he built them with such materials... so he went ahead and buld his peacock feathered house... * the key board is giving me problems...
as for siyan he had such an obsession with faeces and manure of all kinds.. in fact he was so fascinated and impressed by the function s that faeces and manure were capable of he errected a shrine and on its mantle piece a humongous iece pieces of dried manure which once belonged to an african elephant in the wild. he decided that if he built his house with manure he would be living in such comfort.. the soft texture of the shit would give him such sweet sleeps.. also, he figureed that he could save on building a toilet because he could have the freedom to shit as and where he liked.
ok this is unfinished but too bad... will finish it later on.
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