Sunday, June 18, 2006
dear all,
i am one happy girl. ok... lets play 20 questions... guess why im so happy? wahahaha ok to hell with the twenty questions.. ill just tell u cause i want to tell u ! ahahaha i got thru to FASS nus here i come! Im gonna do myself proud there and thats a promise to myself. NATALIE KANG YOU MUST REACH THE PEAK OF YOUR POTENTIAL BEFORE U DIE.
heee hee heee... ok since its such a happy day.. complete with a nice day of roller blading with AMANDA EE her majesty of ditziness i shall make this blog post a nice one :P
oh yes before anything else let me have the opportunity to say this. For the last three months i have been plagued by anxiety, moodiness, emotional wreckages and worry. And blasted hell i quite get to enjoy the europe trip as well as i could have.. but as of today ; the 18th of June 2006 at abt 5.10 pm i have been officially released from the sadistic cell of sadomasochism. Why do i say that? well thats cause i have this fantastic talent ( probably one of the only ones i have) in torturing myself emotionally! wahahahahahaha BYE BYE MY INNER TORMENTOR! TILL THE NEXT TIME I SEE U AGAIN!( hopefully never.) GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH :p
OK NOW LETS SEE WHAT SHALL I BLOG ABT TODAY? hmmmm i know this blog entry shall celebrate the benefits of being FAT!
1) First of , the word 'FAT' consist of only 3 letters. Which also means that u waste less ink writing it, less breath saying it and it rhymes with HAT, RAT AND CAT. This means that u can easily make a poem out of it. Like the one below:
Fat Nat Stop That
Or I'll kill Your Cat
Give You A Rat
And Make You Wear A Smelly Hat
There we have it. A beautiful Poem with the potential of winning the pulitzer or whatever its called literary award :P
If you do a comparative study between the word Fat Thin and Skinny or Slim . You would actually realise that articulating the words Thin Skinny and Slim is actually more tedious than pronouncing the word FAT seriously.. try it! i know you'll agree :P
2) If you're Fat you're entiltled to more Hugs . AHAHAHA eat that u skinny pokes!
~nyaha hahaa nyah boo boo nobody loves to hug a bean pole :P~
3) You tend to have more bouyancy in water ! which means you'll survive longer and can float arnd in the pool staring up at the sky thinking of what a beautiful paradise you're in while your skinny counterparts are busy threading water and keeping their heads up trying to gasp for air :P the ultimate relaxation vs ultimate workout :P
4) You actually get more bargains in life! You see when u go on a plane you pay the same price as the skinny waif next to you who is half your weight! Say the ticket cost 800 $ so for every kg that u pay onboard to plane ( assuming you're 80 kgs and the skinny waif 40 kgs) is SGD 10/ KG vs the skinny waif who has to pay SGD 20/KG . WELL thats as good as a 50 % off and we all know how much it is to have 50 % of purchases. Usually in senarios like that.. the queues start from here all the way to Timbaktu :) In economic terms your economic cost is actually less :P
5) The word Fat is commonly associated with the words Jolly, merry , happy and bouncy. Words that descirbe a very likeable person! And im sure that i epitomize that statement ! why do i say so? cause u all love me! wahahahaha EGO TRIP! he eee heeee
okie thats all for today!
and i know i havent been replying tags! but soon i will dedicate a post to that! Thank you all for tagging ! i love u for loving me! hahaha thanks for all the support u guys ! u guys are the greatest bunch ever! MUACKS!
i am one happy girl. ok... lets play 20 questions... guess why im so happy? wahahaha ok to hell with the twenty questions.. ill just tell u cause i want to tell u ! ahahaha i got thru to FASS nus here i come! Im gonna do myself proud there and thats a promise to myself. NATALIE KANG YOU MUST REACH THE PEAK OF YOUR POTENTIAL BEFORE U DIE.
heee hee heee... ok since its such a happy day.. complete with a nice day of roller blading with AMANDA EE her majesty of ditziness i shall make this blog post a nice one :P
oh yes before anything else let me have the opportunity to say this. For the last three months i have been plagued by anxiety, moodiness, emotional wreckages and worry. And blasted hell i quite get to enjoy the europe trip as well as i could have.. but as of today ; the 18th of June 2006 at abt 5.10 pm i have been officially released from the sadistic cell of sadomasochism. Why do i say that? well thats cause i have this fantastic talent ( probably one of the only ones i have) in torturing myself emotionally! wahahahahahaha BYE BYE MY INNER TORMENTOR! TILL THE NEXT TIME I SEE U AGAIN!( hopefully never.) GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH :p
OK NOW LETS SEE WHAT SHALL I BLOG ABT TODAY? hmmmm i know this blog entry shall celebrate the benefits of being FAT!
1) First of , the word 'FAT' consist of only 3 letters. Which also means that u waste less ink writing it, less breath saying it and it rhymes with HAT, RAT AND CAT. This means that u can easily make a poem out of it. Like the one below:
Fat Nat Stop That
Or I'll kill Your Cat
Give You A Rat
And Make You Wear A Smelly Hat
There we have it. A beautiful Poem with the potential of winning the pulitzer or whatever its called literary award :P
If you do a comparative study between the word Fat Thin and Skinny or Slim . You would actually realise that articulating the words Thin Skinny and Slim is actually more tedious than pronouncing the word FAT seriously.. try it! i know you'll agree :P
2) If you're Fat you're entiltled to more Hugs . AHAHAHA eat that u skinny pokes!
~nyaha hahaa nyah boo boo nobody loves to hug a bean pole :P~
3) You tend to have more bouyancy in water ! which means you'll survive longer and can float arnd in the pool staring up at the sky thinking of what a beautiful paradise you're in while your skinny counterparts are busy threading water and keeping their heads up trying to gasp for air :P the ultimate relaxation vs ultimate workout :P
4) You actually get more bargains in life! You see when u go on a plane you pay the same price as the skinny waif next to you who is half your weight! Say the ticket cost 800 $ so for every kg that u pay onboard to plane ( assuming you're 80 kgs and the skinny waif 40 kgs) is SGD 10/ KG vs the skinny waif who has to pay SGD 20/KG . WELL thats as good as a 50 % off and we all know how much it is to have 50 % of purchases. Usually in senarios like that.. the queues start from here all the way to Timbaktu :) In economic terms your economic cost is actually less :P
5) The word Fat is commonly associated with the words Jolly, merry , happy and bouncy. Words that descirbe a very likeable person! And im sure that i epitomize that statement ! why do i say so? cause u all love me! wahahahaha EGO TRIP! he eee heeee
okie thats all for today!
and i know i havent been replying tags! but soon i will dedicate a post to that! Thank you all for tagging ! i love u for loving me! hahaha thanks for all the support u guys ! u guys are the greatest bunch ever! MUACKS!
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