Wednesday, June 14, 2006
THE SECRET LIFE OF FELICIA ONG QIAN YING.
Dear readers,
As most of us are friends of fee.. i feel a moral obligation to reveal to u what lies beneath the assistant class manager/ canoeist/ rainbow girl/perfectionist facade that fee lives under. Beneath it all is actually another alter ego. One which is shielded from the world. One she denies from all of us. As a socially conscious individual who believes in upholding the truth ( yes i am THAT noble) . I have but with great pleasure to unveil the 'freakazoid' in felicia ong qian ying.
( You can close ur jaws now )
1. Felicia... or should i say freaklicia, goes mad at k box. It s one of her weaknesses her archilles heel , one of the few flaws in her impenetrable shield she wears. Also one of the greatest evidences that appearances can be deceiving.
- She sings in a super Act Cute voice to Rainie.. and that is i suppose one of her super powers too.. to scare innocent bystanders away. esp those with servere allergies to kawaiineh wannabes.
yes i know what u are saying now.. you think im bullshitting.. but really im not. i mean you guys are probably thinking what the hell is nat talking abt.. she's pyscho already. but hell no. its true. you guys should go k box with her to check it out man!
2. she gives out ARGHHS and blahsss and this super retarded scrunched up face at random that most of the time leaves us baffled and bewildered at her eccentricity.
- im sure u guys have experienced it at one point or another... and when we confront her abt it she just goes " nothing." the kind of answer expected from a reserved steady individual. but how wrong we are. she is nothing but a great represser of her excesses...
~ the undaunted are who they are because of well concealed emotional wreckages ~
3. she actually is quite perverse. she is into anything jap. jap food. jap anime. jap cartoons. jap language. even yes.. jap PORN... tsk... check her history bar and you'll know man...
i better stop right now before she decides to kill me. ( dont tell anyone u heard from me)
for the good of all mankind..i had to.. i must.. i just really had to tell u.. but dont tell her that.
oh how noble and great i am.
Dear readers,
As most of us are friends of fee.. i feel a moral obligation to reveal to u what lies beneath the assistant class manager/ canoeist/ rainbow girl/perfectionist facade that fee lives under. Beneath it all is actually another alter ego. One which is shielded from the world. One she denies from all of us. As a socially conscious individual who believes in upholding the truth ( yes i am THAT noble) . I have but with great pleasure to unveil the 'freakazoid' in felicia ong qian ying.
( You can close ur jaws now )
1. Felicia... or should i say freaklicia, goes mad at k box. It s one of her weaknesses her archilles heel , one of the few flaws in her impenetrable shield she wears. Also one of the greatest evidences that appearances can be deceiving.
- She sings in a super Act Cute voice to Rainie.. and that is i suppose one of her super powers too.. to scare innocent bystanders away. esp those with servere allergies to kawaiineh wannabes.
yes i know what u are saying now.. you think im bullshitting.. but really im not. i mean you guys are probably thinking what the hell is nat talking abt.. she's pyscho already. but hell no. its true. you guys should go k box with her to check it out man!
2. she gives out ARGHHS and blahsss and this super retarded scrunched up face at random that most of the time leaves us baffled and bewildered at her eccentricity.
- im sure u guys have experienced it at one point or another... and when we confront her abt it she just goes " nothing." the kind of answer expected from a reserved steady individual. but how wrong we are. she is nothing but a great represser of her excesses...
~ the undaunted are who they are because of well concealed emotional wreckages ~
3. she actually is quite perverse. she is into anything jap. jap food. jap anime. jap cartoons. jap language. even yes.. jap PORN... tsk... check her history bar and you'll know man...
i better stop right now before she decides to kill me. ( dont tell anyone u heard from me)
for the good of all mankind..i had to.. i must.. i just really had to tell u.. but dont tell her that.
oh how noble and great i am.
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