Friday, September 01, 2006
Alrighty. First and foremost im sure you guys have realised that my frequency in blogging has fallen drastically. Well you see.. all my time online is spent trying to find secret annoucements and clicking on links to see if there is anything i need to know or do. Which is really frustrating. I really miss JC life how i'd rather be doing gothic essays tgost essays any essays except AP essays.
well anyway i made a really big realisation yesterdays. Eons ago a pimple above my upper lip evolved. But the thing is when u see it everyday you dont realise how long it has been there... until... i saw this pic that me seok and siyan took during april and saw the repulsive humogous pimple of mine. And then i realised that even before april it was already there. SO from then on all my pictures taken had that gross pimple staring straight back at your face.
My pimple is the champion of renewal i tell you. She is the queen of style . Constantly revamping the way she looks. On certain occassions she goes for the subdued subtle natural look . And on other occasions the pimple made it seem like there was a foetus growing on my face.. pulsating.. red.. sore..raw.. and enormous. I went arnd telling everyone at that point of time that it had a brain of its own. And it was consuming my brain through some weird nerve resulting in my sudden depletion of brain juice.
I guess being so flashy she had a fare share of suitors... and guess what? recently she got hitched! so now there are two pimples above my lips and they one above the other. And yes they threw a grand wedding and now live as happily as two pimples can be...
and knowing their penchant for unprotected copulation they might spread their bacteria all over the rest of their residence and with my luck have twins! so im now awating the birth of two more unsightly pimples on that very area.
fee even suggested they might get promicuous.. then ill be in deep shit.. seriously. I simply have no space for promiscuity on my face. i simply cannot condone it.
somehow i have this feeling that the female pimple is pregnant already.. its getting bigger.. and her family members are popping up on other areas of my face.. travelling down in preparation for their bundle of joy...
meanwhile.. ive tried exfoliating. poking. squeezing and tweezing but none of them helps. They are really stubborn creatures refusing to go away.. and all the attempts at ousting them out of my face has resulted in blood, pain, tears as well as Horror.
oh well.. since im feeling so blue i shall show u a pic of that ghastly pimple. Its not really a pretty sight i know and i shouldnt be showing it but .. hey its tortured me into actions of incomprehensibility.
so here is the picture of my pimple in one of her subdued moods. Showing her when she;s wild and partying will be too much for all of my readers. I do not want to be responsible for sudden deaths in front of the computer.
well anyway i made a really big realisation yesterdays. Eons ago a pimple above my upper lip evolved. But the thing is when u see it everyday you dont realise how long it has been there... until... i saw this pic that me seok and siyan took during april and saw the repulsive humogous pimple of mine. And then i realised that even before april it was already there. SO from then on all my pictures taken had that gross pimple staring straight back at your face.
My pimple is the champion of renewal i tell you. She is the queen of style . Constantly revamping the way she looks. On certain occassions she goes for the subdued subtle natural look . And on other occasions the pimple made it seem like there was a foetus growing on my face.. pulsating.. red.. sore..raw.. and enormous. I went arnd telling everyone at that point of time that it had a brain of its own. And it was consuming my brain through some weird nerve resulting in my sudden depletion of brain juice.
I guess being so flashy she had a fare share of suitors... and guess what? recently she got hitched! so now there are two pimples above my lips and they one above the other. And yes they threw a grand wedding and now live as happily as two pimples can be...
and knowing their penchant for unprotected copulation they might spread their bacteria all over the rest of their residence and with my luck have twins! so im now awating the birth of two more unsightly pimples on that very area.
fee even suggested they might get promicuous.. then ill be in deep shit.. seriously. I simply have no space for promiscuity on my face. i simply cannot condone it.
somehow i have this feeling that the female pimple is pregnant already.. its getting bigger.. and her family members are popping up on other areas of my face.. travelling down in preparation for their bundle of joy...
meanwhile.. ive tried exfoliating. poking. squeezing and tweezing but none of them helps. They are really stubborn creatures refusing to go away.. and all the attempts at ousting them out of my face has resulted in blood, pain, tears as well as Horror.
oh well.. since im feeling so blue i shall show u a pic of that ghastly pimple. Its not really a pretty sight i know and i shouldnt be showing it but .. hey its tortured me into actions of incomprehensibility.
so here is the picture of my pimple in one of her subdued moods. Showing her when she;s wild and partying will be too much for all of my readers. I do not want to be responsible for sudden deaths in front of the computer.
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