Monday, June 04, 2007

stupid rude woman... seriously

i was at people's park eating my noodles happily and before i could even finish my last spoonful of noodles...

soome freaking annoying old woman.. came and started shoo-ing us with her filthy tissue.. and it was such a dangerous distance from meggie's face..."zao la zao la zao la... " she exclaimed with such disapproval complete with wrist flicking


following which ..

"chi wan le hai bu zou... zao la zao la!" wah kao i feel like smacking her face la. she wear until like so si wen some more... jian zi jiu shi si wen bai lei can?

DAMN IT.. i havent even eat finish can? but i was completely stunned by her rudeness and meekly gobbled up my last spoonful of food and left the table. But this time my senses came back to me faster than before. Two steps away.. i turned around and said really loudy "shen jing bing!" and stared at her with utter disbelief.


ruined my mood.. thanks ah.. i hope u choke on ur fishball ...

the tone she used ,the words she said, the gestures that accompanied her speech.. my goodness.. it was like she conjured the holy trinity of rudeness.i simply cannot comprehend how someone could actually cultivate such rudeness. Note my usage of the word 'cultivate' . i firmly refuse to believe that such level of rudeness can actually come to anyone naturally. Some things like the nirvana requires extensive training in order to acquire.. and she had actually perfected the skill of rudeness . which could only mean she has been practicing being rude for the longest period of time.. What a full fledge bitch man.



i usually dont flare up in public like that but i just could not tolerate her stupid attitude.. so i did... it was as if we were hogging the place.. which we werent! we were having a quick lunch and i wasnt even done..

i should have just stared into her eyes and say :" im not done i want desert.. meggie wait for me here ok? i go and buy." and see then flash her my most superficial smile..... or i should have just gestured to someone else waiting to come over and occupy the table... cause u know why> rude fucks like them dont deserve it.. and they just appeared out of no where...

damn... you rude old hag.. may u choke on ur food and die...

speaking of which.. she did look like an old wretch with like a rusty clitoris as a result of her being sexually uptight and frustrated... see what what being rude gets you?


moral of the story: dont be rude. dont spoil other people's day. dont wave contaminated tissues at others.. wait forthem to finish.. and like if ure sexually frustrated get a gigolo or a dildo.. and then maybe the world would be a much better place... damn it the courtesy campaign is not getting to people who actually needs it...

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